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She stormed into the house and promptly locked herself in the bathroom. Only then did she let herself cry

She didn’t want reasonable. She wanted the best

It only took half an hour to get the glowing newlywed look complete, and at long last, she was ready to face the world

“That’s okay,” Estee interrupted him. “I’m not going to schmooze in the den. I’m going to head back upstairs, rest, and daven in the room.” Yonah raised his eyebrows. “Oh. You sure?”

He waited for the forthcoming, “Isn’t it?” but there was only silence on the other end of the line. Which was strange because Ma was Daddy’s biggest fan.

And then before you know it, all the parties are over, and it’s just you and your new husband, sitting grumpily in a car….