
Gideon Saar knows how to serve cold revenge, and not only to Netanyahu

“Am I not good enough anymore? Do you need me AND Perry to be with you all the time?”

When the goal is spreading simchah, everyone’s a winner

“He has forgotten the most enjoyable pastime of his predecessors – tormenting the Jews”

It is precisely in such times — when words are cheap — that it is good to remember that words are sacred

If you could create a kitchen gadget, what would it be?

What was Elka doing outside at this time of night? How could she have found me?

As I was opening the door I heard my name mentioned. So instead of walking in, I eavesdropped

It seemed that out of town, you invited people to seudos to make friends, and not the other way around

Bottom line: if you want a metziah, go to the flea market. If you want a house, expect to pay real money

“A co-counselor? For Lots of Light? It’s the most-the-rocking-special needs camp, even if the rules are absolutely nuts!”