Okaaay. Somebody call the cops. This pack of five-year-olds is clearly up to no good

Warning: Any goldfish my kids bring home are an endangered species

Of course, I’m delighted that my children believe that I am wise and all-knowing

I share some excerpts with you, my faithful readers, because this level of truth and clarity is not easy to come by

When a mom gets sick, she has roughly 30 seconds to rest up before she is back on regular Mom duty 

I try my best to keep things calm. My kids go for last-minute panic

If you’re a mom, you blink at your own peril

“Let me tell you the truth: So far, almost every single one of their phases have fazed me”

I pack for sunny days, for windy days, for Wednesdays in July with a touch of rain

We reassure each other that we’re all normal, it’s just our kids who are bonkers