Story Time
He looked upward and screamed out to Hashem from the very depths of his heart and soul, “RIBBONO SHEL OLAM! HELP!”
Double Dance
“Being angry all the time takes a lot of effort, and it uses up so much of your energy, you don’t have much strength left for anything else”
B.A.N.G Gang
[Enter MRS. PARKER}: How dare you ring the bell in such an insolent manner?
Outside Chance
"I know, but it’s so scary. The odds are slim, but they’re still there, my numbers were off, weren’t they?"
Encore
The lecturer looked the questioner up and down, as if to judge whether she deserved an answer
EndNote
He was very clear: “If you’re not comfortable, don’t do it.” So I listened
Staff Room
It’s a long list... Nutty Chews, Viennese crunch, licorice, Joray fruit roll-ups, etc., etc. —Esti Vago
Text Messages
If He has given us Elul, it means it’s not too big for us — in fact, it’s a precious gift
