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That. That’s the reason why everything went downhill for me. Mrs. Lisker ruined my life
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My car and I have a love-hate relationship, though my children have long since graduated to outright hate
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She made me go out with a blockhead, but she can’t make me marry him
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I had a ring and a sheitel — and the weight that was still at the forefront of my mind
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This is the land of married people. You do not belong here. Look away, you creepy creep