If her engagement is a secret, why does everyone know about it?

Nechama is going out with The One.

She likes the way he smiles and nods as she babbles away. She likes the way he sings aloud in the car as they drive together. And yes, she likes the fact that he towers over her — even in her heels.

Yoni is The One. Nechama is 96.9999% sure.

She loves that she’s finally getting engaged. She loves the thought of telling her family and friends. And she loves that, for now, it’s a special secret.

Then she gets a text from Tanta Rochie wishing her hatzlachah.

And another from Tanta Esti, with a bunch of smiley face emojis.

And another from her next-door neighbor, Mrs. Katz, saying she left an empty space in her driveway in case anyone wants to pull in for a few minutes between 6:30 and 11.