“Who else would listen to us if not your parents?”

“I just wish people would have accepted me”

,Does being overweight mean being unworthy of compassion?

“Don’t mean to scare you, but aren’t you Jewish?”,Eggs Over Easy,“Don’t mean to scare you, but aren’t you Jewish?”

“Rabbi, can you do me one favor after I leave This World?”

Being a “tzaddik” on someone else’s cheshbon

Larry, who didn’t want grandchildren

That morning, the Beis Hamikdash came a little closer

Weight is painful enough; why add to the agony?

“You don’t want a prize? Just to say thank you?”