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For me, a smoke detector functions like a kitchen timer, only a lot more shrill
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Some principles are universal. For your wife, buy jewelry. For rebbeim, give cash. For all other males age 13 and up I recommend my new best seller on the 2020 election, Where Are the Russians When You Need Them?
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Very quickly, after exactly seven days, and we’re told to get up, which is the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life
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“Who’s going to make sure the milk isn’t spoiled, Ema?” my kids pondered. But the kids’ breakfast was the least of my problems


















