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“Gee, I wonder where that hairbrush/peeler/car key will eventually turn up.” And they all do, turn up, that is, just not where I’d expect them….

On Wednesday our first grandchild was born. On Thursday I was diagnosed

Hey, this baby-on-a-respirator thing has perks. Free iced coffee!

For me, a smoke detector functions like a kitchen timer, only a lot more shrill

Some principles are universal. For your wife, buy jewelry. For rebbeim, give cash. For all other males age 13 and up I recommend my new best seller on the 2020 election, Where Are the Russians When You Need Them?

Very quickly, after exactly seven days, and we’re told to get up, which is the hardest thing I’ve ever done in my life