B.A.N.G.: Act 2, Scene 2

"Forget the drill — my father will never let me use his — but what in the world is an awl?"

ARON, a slow-moving fellow who likes to take life easy
BORUCH, trying to cope with a big sister who always knows better
NOSSON, clever and articulate, often talks in italics to make a point
GERSHON, creative and quick to think of new ideas
GERSHON: Guys, I’ve got a great new skill to teach!
NOSSON: [glumly] Dunno. I think we should abandon the whole idea. My kid sister’s still in a huff.
BORUCH: Hey, Nosson, cheer up! It’s not like you to give up so easily. You’re always the one who’s urging us on!
NOSSON: Yeah, but you guys don’t have a kid sister giving you cutting looks all the time.
BORUCH: Well, some of us have big sisters. Believe me, kid sisters are nothing compared to big sisters, or at least a certain big sister who thinks she knows way more than you about absolutely everything.
[A creaking sound is heard.]
BORUCH: What’s that?
ARON: Just me, stretching. You get stiff lying on the couch for so many hours.
GERSHON: Can we get back to business? So, I was telling you about this great idea. I read an article about bookbinding. You can fix up old books like new! It sounds really easy. And hey, people even make money on it, by repairing seforim!
BORUCH: Sounds good.
NOSSON: Mm hmm.
GERSHON: Great. What about Aron?
ARON: [yawns] Dunno. I’m so tired. Maybe—
GERSHON: [hastily] Okay, guys. We’re on! Now, we need to get our supplies ready. [Reads through a list.] You need a book to rebind, of course, and needle and strong thread.
BORUCH: I thought we’re doing bookbinding, not sewing.
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