By the end of the day, there were more kids on the sick list than off

Guess how my day was.

I’ll give you six hints:

The baby was home sick.

The kids were home on vacation.

I was home working.

The emails were incessantly filling (and refilling) my inbox.

It was raining, so the kids were stuck inside.

By the end of the day, there were more kids on the sick list than off.

Go ahead, guess. Yes, it’s been a day.